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The Flight

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

After years of marriage, often, the only link a couple has between who they were in the early stages of their love and who they had become is their children. Cheryl and Leonard, a couple whose marriage had long ago grown its own set of vocal chords, found they had nothing to say to one another during their flight to the veterans hospital. A mutual fear had bound their mouths shut. Leonard, for the first time, wondered how good of a father he had been. Cheryl prayed silently. Since Sergeant Werdigier’s phone call, all her private thoughts were litanies. Leonard, a man who normally was never short of words, was silent. He wanted to comfort his wife but each time he began to speak, it came out a sigh or deep breath. Cheryl reached across the armrest and softly placed her palm on her husband’s hand. It was the most they had said to each other in years.

excerpt from a novel that will probably never see the light of day

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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Typography Heaven by Tishon

2010: The Year We Collectively “Slow Our Roll”

Monday, January 4th, 2010

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Okay, I definitely deserve a late pass for this one, but maybe some of you are like me, and you haven’t been spending much time surveying the energy drink section of your local bodega’s refrigerator.

If that’s the case, you may not have come across the urban market version of what seems to be the latest trend in the slender can category. It’s purple, it tastes pretty much like grape soda, and, like the dialogue of a good 90’s black sitcom, it wants you to “Slow Your Roll.” It’s called Drank and it’s one of the more popular drinks in a category of beverages being marketed as “Anti-Energy” drinks.

Drank, along with Slow Cow (which gets a gold star for most awesome referential-branding-bordering-on-copyright-infringement), Mary Jane’s (yep, they’re referencing that Mary Jane), ViB (Vacation in a Bottle), Malava Novacaine, and a bunch of others, are all drinks which claim to have ingredients that are meant to chill the drinker out.

I was put on to Drank by my good friend, Matt, who somehow always manages to stay one step ahead of the game when it comes to new beverages. He professed that the drink induced a sort of euphoric state of relaxation, rivaled only by this Souls of Mischief song.

Upon trying it, I can’t exactly say I felt anything, but it got me thinking about the likelihood that such a drink as Drank may very well represent a shift in American values.

Only a few years ago, every major beverage company was trying to compete with Red Bull, but after a sobering decade and the reality of living ITTET, could it be that Americans want nothing more than to just chill the fuck out? If several companies are now trying to sell us drinks to do just that, I’d reckon so. Capitalism is, after all, the great barometer of our collective integrity.

links:
Drank
Slow Cow
ViB (warning: this site has annoying background music)

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Monday, January 4th, 2010

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The American Art Book (Phaidon), cover design by Alan Fletcher, 1999

You Kind Of Had To Be There

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

You’ve been reliving it for six years now. You should probably let it go, but you know how sometimes you experience something and it’s like, all of a sudden, everything is alright, ya know. All the times you failed to squeeze even the slightest bit of flavor out of raw chicken, or that one time your mom punched you in the face for forgetting to take in the groceries because you were playing video games (that was kind of funny, though), this one time makes you forget about all that.

It’s even better than the time you saw Jewel in Central Park. Remember how you thought she was looking right at you, swore she winked and smiled you a crooked tooth on the last line of “You Were Meant for Me?” It hadn’t occurred to you that despite the hardcover copy of her poetry book in your backpack and your knowing the words to all her songs, you stood out from everyone else at the concert because, well, you were the only black guy there. So if Jewel actually was looking at you, she was probably wondering where between EPMD and Fleetwood Mac did she fit in your collection. You’d probably tell her she’s nestled snugly between James Taylor and No Doubt’s Tragic Kingdom. She’d like that.

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